Part-Time Exorcist, Full-Time Demon

*A horror comedy in thirty chapters* Dani Okafor is $54,000 in debt and one bad side hustle away from a breakdown. So she signs up as a "spiritual consultant" on a gig app, using a stock photo and three invented reviews. Her first client's haunting turns out to be real, and the demon behind it, Vexley, a three-hundred-year-old Tier Four Haunter with imposter syndrome, ends up living in her kitchen. Vexley wants to retire. Dani wants to be solvent. Together they build a very affordable exorcism business, until Dani notices that every case on her phone leads back to the same company, and that every successful job leaves her new partner a little fainter. ---